Thursday, March 27, 2008

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Justice Department Approves Sirius/XM Merger

Pending FCC approval, Sirius radio has been cleared to buy out XM radio for a few dollars more than $5 billion.

Am I gonna have to buy a new radio to get all the channels? I'm gonna be pissed if I have to pay more or anything like that.

If you have Sirius, check out "Comedy By Request" with Pete Dominick. Its a call-in standup comedy show, where callers request comedians and hear their standup. Its awesome.

New Law School Rankings Leaked

From my super secret underground source, I have US News and World Report's law school rankings for this year. They won't be released until Friday, but I have them now for you. You're welcome.

Ole Miss still fell off the top 100. Oh well. I got into every one of these schools, I just didn't want to go there.

Click here to see the top 100 law schools for 2008.

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Foamy Hand Soap Is Horrible, Regardless Of What You Think


The results of my poll are in, and the winner is:

SEVEN.

What the fuck? I put that there as a joke, but I guess people voted for "seven" when they disagreed with me that foamy soap is terrible. Please allow me to tell you why you're all dead wrong.

Foamy soap is disgusting. When I want my hands clean, I want the familiar feeling of liquid handsoap on my fingers. I want the effort it takes to rub my hands together and create bubbles. I want it to feel like I've done something constructive when I wash my hands. Foamy handsoap comes in bottles and have the consistency of water. WATER! I don't know what that damn spout does to turn water into foam; for all I know (or you know... admit it), it could be injecting the water-liquid with baby seal blood to make it foam up. We just don't know. Plus, it feels like I'm pouring diarrhea on my hands. And when I want my hands clean, just about the last thing I want all over them is diarrhea. That's the opposite of clean. That's disgusting. Foamy handsoap is disgusting.

In closing, if you like foamy handsoap, you're a communist. The end.

Comment on this post and let me know what my next poll should be.

Sorry Its Been So Long

Easter weekend saw me in Memphis, so I didn't post anything. And I was lazy yesterday, so again, nothing.

But I'm back now. And I can safely say that GEORGETOWN screwed me. As happy as I am to see Davidson and Stephan Curry (WTF, Wake, why not offer him a scholarship? Too good?) do good things, GTown was my blackhorse Final Four team. Oh well.

I'm pretty high up in the pools I'm in, but only until the Final Four, then Gtown will drag me back to the bottom. I'm also depressed because the first weekend of the tourney is my favorite sports weekend of the year. And now its over.

When does the NFL start back?