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Wake Forest Begins Road To Championship

SKINNER EFFICIENTLY DISSECTS BAYLOR AS #23 WAKE ROLLS
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Up next: Ole Miss (9/6)

We'll Either Have A Black President or a Female Vice-President

Who?

All the major outlets are reporting that Sarah Palin, R-Alaska, will be John McCain's running mate.
The official word will come within an hour or so.

WHO IS SARAH PALIN?

44 years old
5 children, oldest in Army, youngest with Downs Syndrome
Alaska governor since 2006
Pro-life, pro-drilling
Anti-gay marriage
Revamped Alaska's budget
Positives: Conservative
Agrees with the Right on many issues that McCain has been criticized for disagreeing with
Woman good at speaking
Negatives: Even more lacking of experience than Obama
Very conservative

9:40 cst: McCain campaign confirms Palin as VP pick

McCain/Palin vs. Obama/Biden

Is There A Speech Or Something On Tonight?

BARACK O-WHO-MA?

ITS TIME FOR WAKE FOREST FOOTBALL!!
AND FOOTBALL IN GENERAL, FOR THAT MATTER!!

Tonight, 8pm eastern/ 7pm central, Fox Sports Net, Wake Forest Demon Deacons@ Baylor Bears

Take a break from watching Spurrier on ESPN to enjoy the best of Tobacco Road football.

De Niro and Pa Cino Are Awesome

In case you haven't see it yet, here's the trailer for "Righteous Kill", the new Robert-Al joint:



Soak in the awesomeness, and hold onto your pants: coming tomorrow, we have a showdown between De Niro and Pacino's "Worst Movie Decision". They've both made some crappy movies. Get ready.

Wait, wait. Retired Players STAY Retired?

Michael Strahan and his gap told the NY Football Giants that he has chosen to stay retired rather than play one more year. This comes on the heels of news that Osi Umenyiora (however you spell it) is out for the year.

Where is Brett Favre? That guy doesn't even need a reason to come out of retirement. Hell, he's likely to retire from the Jets just so he can un-retire and join the Giants to play on the D-line, but retire again before the season starts.

It's HIGH SCHOOL football season, too!

The Rivals rankings for top 100 high school football programs came out today, and there were a few notables to... well... note. Damn that limited vocabulary of mine.

(1) Trinity - Euless, TX: Of course its a Texas team from the middle of fucking nowhere at the top of the list. There's shit else to do in bumfuck Texas than play high school football. They just picture that the tackling dummy is someone wearing a polo shirt and tackle it extra hard out of spite. "You think you're better than me, city boooooooy?"

(22) South Panola - Batesville, MS: I dig SP because they sell t-shirts outside their stadium that say "University of South Panola". I dig it because they make no bones about being a football factory and not giving two shits about educating anyone. Sounds like Florida State.

(44) Brentwood Academy - Brentwood, TN: We played against BA in high school, and I can attest that they are the toughest group of incredibly rich white kids you'll ever meet. I'm serious. You get dirt on his Lacoste sneakers or scratch his diamond-crusted Rolex, and Manfred Thurston Hallowell IV will fuck you up!

(66) Olive Branch - Olive Branch, MS: Don't know anything about them, but they've come up second to "the U" for a while now. North Mississippi ain't big enough for the two teams! Seriously, north Mississippi has two high school football teams in the top 100? No wonder incoming Ole Miss players can't read.

(78) Montgomery Bell Academy - Nashville, TN: Again, played against MBA back in the day. No new jokes about white kids. Just refer back to my BA comments, and add in something about how gay their logo is. Way to just slap together your letters without regard for aesthetics!

I'm Back In The Game!

Law school is 2 days old, and already boring enough to warrant bringing the blog back. Here's what I've learned so far in my 3L year:

- The class where the professor didn't show up for the first meeting is the best class I've ever had, any level of school.

- A "secured transaction" is a contract where interest in personal property or a duty is given, and I hate that I even know that much. I just put myself to sleep.

- 8:30 am classes are no easier as a 24 year old than they were as an 18 year old. There is a reason that I've avoided morning classes like the plague for nearly 7 years.

Anywho, I'm back now, so keep checking the site. I should be back for a while; law school isn't looking like its gonna get too much more interesting.