Talk About Your Crappy Situations...

The lone toilet in the International Space Station is not working properly, NASA officials say. The liquid waste part of the toilet has been jerry-rigged so as to work off-and-on, much to the elation of astronauts who don't wish to be constantly covered in their own urine.

NASA says that the toilet is of Russian design, which is not surprising, considering I envision Russians to usually be randomly defecating all over the place like the uncivilized swine that they are. I bet they've never even seen a real toilet. They just designed some piece of shit and NASA saw it and was like "What is it? I have no idea, but its got crazy letters on it and looks interesting. Let's spend $6.5 billion on it. But only buy one, because I'm positive it'll never break. Foreigners are known for their quality craftsmanship. Now, I'm going home in my Ford, since my Jaguar's in the shop again."

Note: Probably should include the link: SPACE TOILET BROKEN.