Go Ahead And Order The "World Champs" T-Shirts

The Lakers won the Western Conference last night, ending the Spurs' chances at a repeat championship. The Lakers will face either Boston or Detroit in the Finals, depending on which team decides they want a grade-A ass-whooping.

In other news, Tim Duncan plans to spend the off-season looking morose and Manu Ginobili flopped on the walk to the team bus, saying "I just wanted to get them in before I had to pay for them."Let's be serious for a second. Boston can't win at home. Detroit's players are so old they're falling apart ("Our pets' heads are falling off!!). I honestly don't care who plays the Lakers, because once the conference finals were set, the choices were "team who has won a bazillion championships" vs. "team who has won a bazillion championships" vs. "most boring team that has won a bazillion championships" vs. "I hate the motherfucking Celtics". So I pretty much lose regardless of the matchup.