13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card To Buy Hookers
A Texas kid, pissed because his Dad forgot his birthday, ordered a duplicate of his Dad's credit card, bought an XBOX and a shitload of junk food, and got 2 hookers to sit and watch him and his buddy play video games.
Highlights:
"The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.
Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a "World of Warcraft" tournament and wanted to get some relaxation.
Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present.
Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician."
Amazing.
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