In "Hollywood continuing its slow, agonizing slide down the drain" news, I found an article that informs of 30 movie sequels in development right now.
The lowlights include:
Jeepers Creepers 3: Do we seriously need 3 of these damn movies? Does anyone really walk around during the day, thinking to himself "I wonder what the resolution to the Jeepers Creepers franchise is. I must know!"?
Ghost Rider 2: The first movie looked like the shittiest thing I could possibly watch. The sequel can only be better, right? I'm betting not.
Jurassic Park 4: Whats the only way to make a movie crappier than JP3? Take away William H. Macy, and take away any chance of watchability.
Highlights!
The Brazilian Job: I liked Italian Job and Marky Mark and Charlize Theron are both on board, so I'll see it.
The Untouchables: Capone Rising: De Palma is making this one too, and they've had long enough to work on it, so it has the potential to be more like The Godfather 2 than Godfather 3 in terms of sequels.
And that's it! The rest is some shit in the middle. Generally, I hate sequels, and my prediction is that of these 30, 2 might be watchable.
The lowlights include:
Jeepers Creepers 3: Do we seriously need 3 of these damn movies? Does anyone really walk around during the day, thinking to himself "I wonder what the resolution to the Jeepers Creepers franchise is. I must know!"?
Ghost Rider 2: The first movie looked like the shittiest thing I could possibly watch. The sequel can only be better, right? I'm betting not.
Jurassic Park 4: Whats the only way to make a movie crappier than JP3? Take away William H. Macy, and take away any chance of watchability.
Highlights!
The Brazilian Job: I liked Italian Job and Marky Mark and Charlize Theron are both on board, so I'll see it.
The Untouchables: Capone Rising: De Palma is making this one too, and they've had long enough to work on it, so it has the potential to be more like The Godfather 2 than Godfather 3 in terms of sequels.
And that's it! The rest is some shit in the middle. Generally, I hate sequels, and my prediction is that of these 30, 2 might be watchable.
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