You Have GOT To Be Kidding Me

After suffering a loss at unranked Wake Forest, Duke fell from #2 in the country to #4. After immediately losing to Miami for the first time in like 200 years, Duke fell out of the top 10. Right?

Wrong.

Because the dickslaps who vote for the AP Top 25 would give their first-born children to Mike Kryzerewskuree (don't correct me -- I don't care), Duke dropped all the way to #6. NUMBER SIX! They lost twice in a row to unranked teams, and they dropped 4 spots. At this rate, they could lose their next 9 games and be ranked #25.

But there are only 4 games left in Duke's schedule, so its safe to say that it is now mathematically impossible for Duke to fall out of the Top 10.

I hate Duke so much.