John Rocker? Nooo! Don't Dash My Hopes For Humanity!

Infamous part-time Braves pitcher and full-time skull cracker John Rocker told an ATL radio station that the MLB and Bud Selig knew he failed a drug test in 2000 and that the league coached him and teammates on how to effectively use the steroids.



ROCKER? ON 'ROIDS? No way.
As if you couldn't tell by the way he ran like a fucking lunatic from the bullpen to the mound. I'm honestly surprised he didn't confess to shooting meth into his eyeballs before closing a game.